Lol this dude is all like ” Dear future girlfriend, please find me soon. Sincerely tired of waiting” “I want a girlfriend” “I need a girlfriend” I’ll take any girl” “I miss having a girlfriend”
Nigga you make hella excuses. “Oh. She’s too young. She got short hair. Her butt is too small. Her boobs are flat. Her hair is too long. She’s too old. Her butt is too big. She’s not Asian. She’s not blah BLAH BLAH”
So… What if her butt is small and chests are flat? Do you have nice perfect 6 packs with back muscles and big calves? No. So get over it.
Dude. It gets pretty darn annoying reading all your “I WANT A GIRLFRIEND” posts while you are hella picky about girls.
Don’t look for Miranda Kerr/Minaj/Elissa Alva/ Jeri Lee/ Danny Riel unless you’re a freaking perfect guy with perfect tan, 6 packs, back muscles, nice calves and nice everything.
*No offensive to those hot blessed girls I mentioned up there. Specially Elissa Alva. I’m your biggest fan! :’)” LOL.
